All 3 trains I’ve been on to get to my interview have been on time today what is this madness first great western is never on time it’s great i can go in to college and get coffee and read some more of marvel secret invasions I’ll have an hour once i get there before my interview
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
Tonight at the con I was about to take a picture with a deadpool cosplayer and when we were posing he said “is it okay if I put my hand on your waist?” And I was like “yeah sure thanks for asking!” And he just laughed and said “I’m deadpool, not CREEPpool!” And that was the most wonderful and reassuring con experience I’ve ever had.
when even Deadpool knows that consent is important, your arguments are invalid
Main sources of villainy in Les Mis:
- abuse of law
- corrupt government
- corrupt people in power
When explaining why Les Mis is still relevant in a modern society:
- read the previous list
- realise that at the very base of things not much has actually changed
- accept that the underlying messages are still very much relevant
- be afraid and very, very angry
YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU
Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
iamnotswarley said: GIF request! I'd like Hugh Dancy to act out a pineapple. Thanks! <3
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i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
English Lit drinking game: take a shot every time you try to think of a synonym for “represents”
Never introduce two of your best friends to each other it leads to super horrible crippling insecurity that they prefer each other to you